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A bank manager without anyone around may find themself a-loan.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

Nylons give women a run for their money

There was a guy who was fired from the orange juice factory for lack of concentration.  

It's better to love a short girl than not a tall.

A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper

He wears glasses during math because it improves divison

Those who sell topsoil have definitely hit pay dirt

It wasn't school John disliked it was just the principal of it

 To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes

If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster

The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it

 Ancient orators tended to Babylon

To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work

A massage therapist kneaded new customers


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